Noggin Knocker Gallery

Noggin Knockers

What can you say??? The name says it all. Of course it's designed for FISHERMEN !!! Plus they are only $35.00 to $45.00 + shipping, depending on how much carving you want on the stick. Send a message in the "Contact Me" section to order your one of a kind gift!

WARNING

This product is not intended for contact with skulls, hereafter referred to as "Noggins", other than that of Aquatic Vertebrate Forms, hereafter referred to as "fish".

It is not recommended to use this product for activities including, but not limited to:

Persuading spouses, siblings, pets, neighbors, co-workers or elected officials. Product should not be used to inform those driving or parking vehicles in an irritating fashion to see the error of their ways by altering in any way: windshields, mirrors, headlights, fenders or quarter panels of said vehicle.

Any of the before mentioned uses of this product, other than knocking the noggins of fish, constitutes misuse of said product and are not recommended by the manufacturer and render any warrantee, implied or actual, null and void.

The manfacturer, Me, also assumes no responsibility for anyone's actions after purchasing a "Noggin Knocker" other than knocking the noggins of fish.

All my "Noggin Knockers" are made from hardwood for lasting use. Each has a handle and lanyard made from braided nylon cord, parachute cord, which is both durable and attractive. After hand carving each stick it is protected from the elements with several coats of outdoor varnish for lasting durability.